Today, I went for a training, and I have something to lighten us up, and I gather something at the end of day. Some interesting jokes that I had gathered from the training and I wish to blog it down, so that I will not forget.
Joke #1
There was this Panda, who went to the restaurant. On seeing the Panda came in, the boss, was delighted and never had Panda visited his premises. He thought he could used the Panda visit as a publicity to boost his business. He approached the Panda, greeted him and then sit him to a table. He told the Panda, "Hi Panda, I never had a visitor of your kind in my restaurant, so today everything will be on the house." The Panda then said "Well, good, I am damn hungry, as I had not eaten for days." The Panda went and order an enormous amount of food and dishes. The food was delivered on the table, and the Panda whack all of them. Then, he picked a machine gun and shoot every people in the restaurant. The owner who was in the kitchen came out and was aghast looking at the mess that Panda made. "Why do you do this, what have I do to you, I provide whatever food you wanted and yet you did this to me?. why, why why? cried the owner. The Panda replied " Go and look up at the dictionary for Panda" shouted the Panda. The owner quickly went and found one dictionary, and frantically flipped to the index page of P to find Panda. The dictionary highlighted :
Panda -> An animal that eat shoots and leaves.
Jokes #2
A man was walking a dog on the park. As he walked in the park, another man came and stop in front of him. He asked "What are you doing with this fat pig?" The owner of the dog was furious as he loved his dog very much and he replied "No, can't you see, this is not a pig, and he is a dog and he isn't fat."
The other man replied to him "I am not talking to you, I am talking to the dog"
Do you any jokes you would like to share, I welcome all jokes but not dirty jokes, please.
14 years ago
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